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Who will take care of your pet when the rapture comes?

The End Times Are Near

That’s what I’m told anyway. Wars, rumors of wars, fictional wars fought for fictional reasons, or something like that. So who is going to take care of your dog? That’s why Jesus Pets is here! After Jesus comes, we will make sure your pet is cared for. We are making arrangements with heathen pet food companies, heathen kennels, and heathen pet caretakers around the world to establish a reliable network of pet-caring heathens that will survive the apocalypse with your pet. Or as Bill Murray says in Ghostbusters, Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria! I for one believe he was referring directly to Jesus Pets.

What is Jesus Pets?

Who is going to care for your pets after you are raptured into heaven? Many Christians believe that animals do not go to heaven. So when Jesus comes back and you return with him to heaven, will there be somebody to take care of your dog or cat?

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