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If you're a member of the Lord Our Righteousness Church near Travesser Park, New Mexico, welcome to JesusPets!
5/6/2008
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Ok...so there are only two questions. But the first one gets asked a LOT.
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Think about it. How can you avoid this reality?
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"...it is not the will of your heavenly Father that one of these little ones be lost."
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That's what I'm told anyway. Wars, rumors of wars, fictional wars fought for fictional reasons, or something like that. So who is going to take care of your dog?
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This document is an agreement between {customer} (“CUSTOMER”) and JesusPets.com (“JESUSPETS”) under the following conditions.
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JesusPets is currently awaiting legal review of the JesusPets Agreement. We want to make sure this is done right, for everyone involved, most of all your pets!
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Are you an animal lover; and also an atheist, agnostic, jew, muslim, or other non-Christian? If so, you might qualify for the JesusPets Partner Program!
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Some information has been circulating about competing services by so-called "Christians" offering similar post-apocalyptic pet care...
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Like all grassroots organizations, JesusPets depends upon people like you to make it work!
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Hurricanes, earthquakes, volcanoes, wars, tsunamis, you name it.
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Who is going to care for your pets after you are raptured into heaven?
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